" "Oh", he said, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book! " He replies, "I'm going to offer my condolences." RANDOM SHITE Whoever said Random Shite was exciting, intriguing and even a bit stimulating was dead right." Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. " She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky that night. Her standing there with the black panties on and he in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection on which he has a black condom. By the way Random Shite is exciting, intriguing and even a bit stimulating... Tall, well built, with long flowing black hair and jet black eyes.I was getting well cheesed off and I could feel he was about to finish.I suddenly found myself groaning, "I want to see your face as you cum"." Beautiful Brazil - Beautiful Brazil - Beautiful Brazil - Beautiful Brazil - Beautiful Brazil - Beautiful Brazil Beautiful Brazil - Beautiful Brazil - Beautiful Brazil - Beautiful Brazil - Beautiful Brazil - Beautiful Brazil Beautiful Brazil - Beautiful Brazil - Beautiful Brazil SAND STORM A nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara by camel. "We can't survive two days out here and we're a week from the nearest camp. " The nun, a bit fazed, replies, "Under the circumstances, I can't see any harm" So she gets them out. Within minutes, he was shagging me frantically from behind on the sofa.On the third day, a sandstorm whips up and they take shelter. Since we're unlikely to live, would you do something for me Sister? Then the priest says "Sister would you mind if I touched them? After a few minutes, the nun asks "Father, could I ask something of you? I began to think that doing it that way was really impersonal in this drunken state. I tried to move round myself, but he held me in place, grunting something about his jeans around his ankles making it difficult to move.Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Slogan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
another in this situation brings us back to the decision I mentioned above. This is going to sound so god damn tacky but I've found myself weighing up my career aspirations versus true love.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honour, it was like this…
The wife then got up and started stripping off in front of him.
The husband was confused and asked, "What are doing taking all your clothes off?